Products
Backyard Boozer
$20.00 USD
Do you party on the weekend in your backyard? Well, when it's warm. Then you're with us....and the rest of your neighbors. Comes in men's tee, ladies v-neck or...
Be Kind...or f%@# off
$20.00 USD
Be Kind or fuck off....That should always be the rule in life, right? Comes in men's tee, ladies v-neck or racer back tank. All are standard sizes and fit true...
Birthday Party Shirt
$20.00 USD
Happy Birthday - We've got the party shirt for you. It'll have the people around you laughing all night....and probably texting your mom. Comes in men's tee and fits true...
Birthday Party Shirt (21st Birthday)
$20.00 USD
Happy 21'st Birthday - We've got the party shirt for you. It'll have the people around you laughing all night....and probably texting your mom. Comes in men's tee and fits...
Birthday Party Shirt (older)
$20.00 USD
Happy Birthday - We've got the party shirt for you. It'll have the people around you laughing all night. Comes in men's tee and fits true to size, but if...
Can I come over for some MILF & COOKIES?
$20.00 USD
Guaranteed to get a laugh, and a few head turns. And of course the random older person that wants to point out you spelled MILK wrong. My friend in Orlando,...
Comedy Couple Tees Gift Card
$10.00 USD
Sometimes the perfect gift is to let them choose their own. Whether it's a funny shirt or a custom item it makes a great gift for family and friends.
Comedy Couple Tees Hat
$20.00 USD $25.00 USD
Comedy Couple Tees Hat 65/35 polyester/cotton twill Structured, six-panel, mid-profile Pre-curved visor with matching undervisor Sewn eyelets Velcro closure Comes in Black or White. The white hat is embroidered with...
Custom 80 Piece Puzzle
$15.00 USD
Put your family picture on a puzzle. Or any picture you like. It makes a great gift for the kids in your life. Just email your picture to info@comedycoupletees.com....
Custom Coffee Mug
$15.00 USD
Put your family picture on a mug. Or any picture you like. It makes a great gift for family and friends. 11 oz ceramic coffee mug Just email your...
Custom Coozies - 5 for $20
$20.00 USD
Have a funny idea for some custom coozies? We've got you covered. 5 custom coozies for $20. Single color. Must all be the same. If you want more than 5...
Custom Face Mask
$15.00 USD
Create your own custom mask. If you have to wear a mask, might as well make it fun and personal. You can choose one of the styles we already have...
Custom Front License Plate
$17.00 USD
Oh the fun you can have with a custom front license plate. Advertise your business, decorate your RV, or put a cool saying on your car. It makes a great...
Custom Key Chain
$10.00 USD
Put your family picture on a key chain. Or any picture you like. It makes a great gift. Key Chain is double sided so choose 2 pictures. Just email your...
Custom Magnet 2" X 3"
$10.00 USD
Put your family picture on a magnet. Or any picture you like. It makes a great gift for family and friends. Just email your picture to info@comedycoupletees.com. But don't...
Custom Mouse Pad
$12.00 USD
Put your family picture on a mouse pad. Or any picture you like. It makes a great gift. Just email your picture to info@comedycoupletees.com. But don't worry, if you...
Custom Phone Case
$15.00 USD
Oh the fun you can have with a custom phone case. Choose pictures of family or friends or just a design you like. It makes a great gift for family...
Custom Shirt - CREATE YOUR OWN - Full Color
$25.00 USD
Create your own shirt. We'll print ANYTHING on a shirt. Just email the picture or artwork to info@comedycoupletees.com. Need some basic help with artwork, no worries we can do that. If...
Custom Throw Pillow Cover
$20.00 USD
Put your family picture on a throw pillow. Or any picture you like. It makes a great gift for family and friends too Just email your picture to info@comedycoupletees.com. But...
Daddy
$20.00 USD
This one is for you Daddy #poleforhole 🤣 Comes in Men's Tee. True to size, but if in doubt, SIZE UP. Hoping for a different color or option? Check out our...
Daddy's Boy
$20.00 USD
We see you Daddy's Boy. We're pretty sure #Slopabottomus is latin for Bottom 🤣 Comes in Men's Tee. True to size, but if in doubt, SIZE UP. Hoping for a different...
Definitely Not Drugs In Here Drawstring Backpack
$10.00 USD
This will make them laugh everywhere you go. Trust us. But don't trust TSA, they'll probably still check your bag. 100% light weight cotton and washable. Ships within 1-2 business...
Dink & Drink
$20.00 USD
PICKELBALL - It's what all the cool kids are doing this summer. Comes in men's tee, ladies v-neck or racer back tank. All are standard sizes and fit true to...
Dorothy, Blanche...the only girls I've ever loved
$20.00 USD
Who DOESN'T love these ladies? And if you're anything like my son...These are the only girls you've ever loved. Comes in men's tee and fits true to size. If in...
Drawstring Backpacks (multiple options)
$4.00 USD $10.00 USD
We have a few left that we don't sell anymore. 100% light weight cotton and washable. Can I come over for some Milf & Cookies? Wanna come over for...
Driveway Drinker
$20.00 USD
Do you party on the weekend in your driveway? Well, when it's warm. Then you're with us....and the rest of your neighbors. Comes in men's tee, ladies v-neck or...
Fireball
$20.00 USD
FIREBALL BITCHES. If you love fireball as much as my husband, then this is the perfect shirt for YOU. Comes in men's tee, ladies v-neck or racer back tank. All...
Gorilla Lube
$20.00 USD
When you wanna stay together FOREVER. Come on, it's hilarious. Comes in men's tee, ladies v-neck or racer back tank. All are standard sizes and fit true to size,...
Heterosexually Abstinent
$20.00 USD
Heterosexually Abstinent! Comes in men's tee and fits true to size, but if in doubt, SIZE UP. Hoping for a different color or option? Check out our custom shirts or email us...
I got kicked off a Disney Cruise
$8.00 USD $20.00 USD
Are we the only ones? Comes in Men's tee & fits true to size. If in doubt, size up. Ships in 1-3 business days from Atlanta, GA
I love BB
$20.00 USD
We're not sure what it stands for, our son just told us to put it on a shirt. Maybe it means I love Barbra & Bette? 🤣 Comes in Men's Tee....
I need a Cocktail...
$20.00 USD
I need a Cocktail....Hold the tail. 😂 AMEN!!!! Comes in Men's Tee. True to size, but if in doubt, SIZE UP. Hoping for a different color or option? Check out our...
I'm not weird...
$20.00 USD
I'm NOT Weird...I just have different crayons in my box. This saying fits my husband Perfectly! Comes in men's tee or ladies v-neck. All are standard sizes and fit true...
I'm Not Well
$20.00 USD
You asked for it - You got it! Comes in men's tee, ladies v-neck or racer back tank. All are standard sizes and fit true to size, though the ladies...
I'm offended that you're offended
$8.00 USD $20.00 USD
Isn't almost everyone offended these days. One men's medium and some ladies V-Necks left. Ships in 1-3 business days from Atlanta, GA
Ima Day Drinker
$20.00 USD
Did quarantine hit you as hard as us? Well then CHEERS! Choose either the beer bottle or martini glass. Comes in men's tee, ladies v-neck or racer back tank. All...
K is for Ketamine
$20.00 USD
You requested it - You got it - Pretty sure my son was watching Sesame Street when he came up with this one. Comes in Men's Tee. Fits true to...
Ladies Medium Shirts & 2 Large Shirts
$7.00 USD $20.00 USD
We have a stack of ladies medium shirts (and two large) that were made just for pictures. They are scoop or v-necks and one tank. Some Black, some white, some...
